liam masters the art of telepathy via the demon within him and communes with you
y/n and Niall become closer due to your mutual agreement that lesbians are ugly
liam uses his telepathic powers to trap you in a pocket hell dimension that’s just a theater with no doors and make you apologize into the microphone
liam goes to the void of death to confer with his demon master Int’uuag about how the pocket theater dimension plot proved successful and y/n is rightfully and eternally his
niall points y/n out in the crowd during a concert and lets you know that he will defend her from liam’s evil forces
liam murders niall and stands over his body bitching about all these petty relationship problems
as punishment for your infidelity he transforms you into selena gomez
the loss of his friend Niall and your horrid transformation make a breaking point for Louis, who finally excorcises Liam of his demon soul by scrubbing him with the body of christ. Liam, now exorcised, looks at y/n who is now selena gomez and shrugs. aint he a stinker?
unfortunately, Louis did not take the necessary precautions before performing such a theologically significant exorcism and as a result loses all of his memories, which greatly upsets his secret lover Harry
y/n who is now selena gomez decides to go to buckingham palace to seek aid from her royal majesty’s court wizard but you find out that your dear old friend Demi Lovato has usurped the throne of england in a bloody war and you congratulate her
you and Demi fall in love and get married and y/n who is also selena gomez who is also now the co-queen of england decide not to help Louis and in fact you have all the remaining members of one direction executed
